It was bad enough that he has been insisting on wearing this stupid collar he got at a thrift shop. But then on Saturday he only made things worse when he jumped and bit my finger.
I bled a lot and just when I thought I was going to pass out Lindz dropped by.
"I'm dying," I said.
"Have you put on weight? You look fatter. Also, clean your kitchen."
I continued to bleed. Disgusted by the sight of me she left me alone.
So I bled. By myself.
On Sunday, I went to the library.
The librarian inquired about the blood flowing down my arm.
I said it was nothing.
I went to the pet store to buy little doggie shackles and doggie straight jackets.
"Are you O.K.? You are bleeding."
To BE continued....
9 comments:
Just,
You have the SWEETEST little pooch!
Shannon
PS And your dog is cute, too!
shannon r,
I never heard of no joe biden.
But I'll vote for him since the computer told me too.
j
I had no idea Leo was a fan of Elizabethan garb.
m,
I worry that he is going to be a bit loose in the paw, if you know what I mean.
j.
Hey, my cello teacher has one just like that. Actually, it only growls and doesn't wear lamp shades. And it has this funny little esoteric name that I can't remember, just like Leo!
And no, I'm not being constructive.
Justin,
Maybe it would do you a little good if Leo was actually the bionic dog.
Lindz
I've got one like that. Well, the collar anyway. He's very thin and tall, and when you press a button on his tail his shrunken spherical head lights up.
He doesn't bark much, it has to be said.
Finished Lobster. Finally. How shall I return it?
Ever yours,
SJS
Michael Vick is Cinderella compared to you! I know this is your blogspot, so I apologize, but the housework will probably occur next week. Peace,
TP
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