With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Monday, April 23, 2007

A Recap of My Parent's Going Away Party.

My parent's going away party was a huge success. Even though the preparation was hard because of the painful arguments with my sister, I'm glad she won. Chuck-"E"-Cheese would have been a really bad idea.



As might be expected, all eyes were on me. Even though it was an emotionally charged day, I think it provided everyone with a certain Je Ne Sais Qua since they got a chance to see me.

14 comments:

Justin said...

Preemptive comment:

O.K. so what if I look psychotic. Look at the guns.
j.

Justins parents said...

From the bottom of our hearts, we have the best kids, yes Justin, your sister is included, as well as Mark. The surprise party was well appreciated and from what we could remember it was lots of fun.
Love, Mom & Dad

Comrade Kevin said...

I wish someone had told me you guys moved that party from Chuck E Cheese. I had ordered the pizza with the pepperonis arranged to say "So long Justin's parents and good luck on training for the iditarod this year!"

That was a big pizza.

maleah said...

Hey. You look psychotic. But in a Joss Whedon sort of way.

M.

alecia said...

OH MY GOSHHHHHHHH!
YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE AND YOU ARE NOT IN CARIBOU COFFEE!!
this.
is.
a.
miracle.

or a stunning example of the wonders of photoshop.

you need to party more.
party, HARDY.

p.s. THANKS FOR COMING TO VISIT ME AT WORK YEAH I REALLY APPRECIATED IT ALOT A TON WOW THANKS BYE JERK!

alecia stands corrected said...

oops. you did visit me. and i was not there. soooowwwwwyyyyy and now i am the jerk.

Shannon said...

Just,

Where have your rents gone?

Shannon

Too_Lively said...

I laughed so hard I snorted. Justin, you must be very interesting to be related to.

Justin said...

Thanks again, 2 lively.

Although I sincerely hope that you don't develop respiratory problems.

J.
P.S. Aren't we all ultimately a part of the same human family? Just not equally invited to suprise going away parties?

Justin said...

Shannon,

Huh?

I am not a bright man.

j.

Justin said...

alberto,
You aren't a jerk.

Just really, really wrong.

j.

P.S. Photoshop is the greatest discovery ever.

P.P.S. Hardy has always depressed me. The novels, I mean. Not the poetry. Obviously.

Justin said...

M,
I really do have a chance with the ladies!

j.

Justin said...

Comrade K,
The mechanics of a suprise party is so complicated.

This actually happened. The day before the party my mom said, Kathy is taking us to Chuck E-Cheese

I wanted to correct her, but I shouldn't have known that Kathy was even inviting them out. Let alone to a different fine establishment.

I'm sorry we didn't keep you posted.

Really.
j.

Justin said...

Justin's Parents:

I have always suspected the moral and intellectual superiority of your kids.

But some are more superior than others.

j.