I’m not going to lie to you. When I started this series, I didn’t give a fig, if you tried to save the world or spent all day watching DVD box sets.
But than I realized a lot of people google, “Motivations on Mondays” and find my humble page.
Now, I really want you to have the courage to stay in and watch DVD sets of MacGyver!
The key to doing this is practicing the Justin Kahn's Concept of Irony's Motivational Monday's Remembering the World is Nearly Perfect by Engaging in Systematic Nostalgia Method®
Don’t let all of the whining and shrieks of terror from the world get you down!
Find something that reminds you of a time when the world was nearly perfect and then just pretend that is still how the world is!.
Since you weren’t far sighted enough to have something prepared for your Justin Kahn's Concept of Irony's Motivational Monday's Remembering the World is Nearly Perfect by Engaging in Systematic Nostalgia Method® why don't you share in the one I used last night?
Each day, I like to listen to a song by the Beatles. Each and every time, I remember that not so long ago the world was filled with Love and Peace.
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
(…)
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
(From Run for Your Life)
Sure the world's not exactly like that, but isn't it close enough?--Yes.
What could you do to make the world a better place?--Nothing.
Now go watch some Television!
14 comments:
this blog is totally lame.
april fool's!!
i like to imagine that the world is flat. that's kind of cool.
I once saved the world with a piece of bubble gum, a paper clip, and a broken number 2 pencil.
True story.
thanks for doing that, comrade.
saying that makes me feel like a communist.
God, dont splurge or anything - we all know the world isnt worth a fresh, new number 2 pencil. And god forbid you utilize the till-death staying awesome pinching power of those sick (in a good way) black binder clips. You know, the ones that you try to clip on your skin to see how tough you are. No wonder the world is falling apart again.
This is why communism didn't work.
I wanna hold your haaannnd....
that song has always freaked me out...
Dude, that's one of the longest redundant phrases without an acronym that I've ever seen.
anonymous,
I thought you'd lke that.
j.
maggie,
Really,I always thought it was so innocent.
j.
maleah,
Stop singing that song! Can't you see you are scaring Maggie?
And maggie doesn't scare easily.
j.
Taihae,
If you like comrade K, so much why don't you marry him?
j.
argo,
If you like comrade k so much, why don't you like officiate at his and taihae's wedding.
j.
Comrade k,
Hah!
I'm in no way threatened by you!
j.
Alien Vs. Predator,
My prank was more believable.
j.
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