With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Friday, March 30, 2007

How Embarrassing: A Clarification About My Retraction, An Apology About My Clarification, & A Fun Fact I Made Up.

A Clarification About My Retraction.
I realize that yesterday's retraction doubled as an apology, but I thought that was best for economy’s sake—One doesn’t want to go on longer than necessary. Especially in today’s fast paced world, where time is money. If anyone knows that, ‘brevity is the soul of wit,’ it is me.

An Apology About My Clarification.
Because Lindz is a valued friend, I didn’t mean to imply that their is nothing more to our friendship than watching television. We also watch movies starring William H. Macy.

A Fun Fact I Made Up.
If the human intestine were unwound, it could stretch from 1987 to 2004. On a standard time line, I mean.


Blaux said...

mmmm I love caramel brevities
but you wouldn’t know about those
you go to caribou

alecia said...

i'm drunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
haha just an fyi

Susan Miller said...

I heart William H Macy in a weird, shy way.

I always thought or heard that the intestines would stretch from 1972 to 2004 on a standard time line. Do you think they are getting shorter from our use of pesticides? Should we all buy organic now? What will happen if we continue and they get as short as 2000 to 2004? I'm feeling very frightened now and must go to the bathroom.

maleah said...

I'm just issuing a standard apology.

Comrade Kevin said...

I can't recall ever making any comments. I really can't recall.

alecia said...

ok hi i'm not drunk now. well, maybe a little bit.

i like the fun fact alot!
i'm going to start telling people it and seeing what they think.

god i'm sick of school.

taihae said...

were comments made? yes. Were those comments questionable/harmful? Perhaps. Did I make a comment? I really cant comment on those alleged comments at this time. Am I drunk? Is that REALLY the question we should be asking at this crucial moment of crisis in the fourth quadrant?!
I think I've made my point. Anyone who thinks otherwise is obviously unpatriotic.

taihae said...

look, I'm assuming caribou is some kind of coffee place. how the hell should I know? I'm on the damn east coast!
oh and you know that little word verification thingie? It says makeubeg. I always suspected they were sneaking dirty shit into those things.

Justin said...

Each day, when I check your blog, I am disappointed and hurt and confused that you haven't updated.

But all is made well when you pour that energy into making comments.


Justin said...

I'm glad you liked my fun fact. It took me 23 hours to write.

Just a month left of school, right?

Plus you get easter break, don't you?

P.S. I do not condone underage drinking, fool.

Justin said...

Comrade K,
Do you remember doing a politically insensitive interpretive dance?

Justin said...

A lady of your standing can get away with it.

Justin said...


Caramel Brevities are the soul of wit.

You aren't the only one who reads dan brown!

alecia said...

i'm 21 buttface!

Justin said...

Well, hello 21 buttface!

007 Justin

Justin said...

Susan Miller,
Actually the William Macy bit was a little inside joke.

I have the highest respect for the man, though Lindz never really enjoys any of his works, except Fargo.

Which brings me to my main point:
If Ramen Noodles are organic than Yes, definitely.


taihae said...

alecia is older than me??

alecia said...

is it shocking that i am 21?
yeah only like a month and a half left of school. then summerrrrrrrrrr woohoo!

Taihae said...

you're just so...chipper. happy. perky. I kinda assume people older than me will have an equal to or greater than level of jadedness.

Lindz said...


I think you are right, perhaps I don't want to talk to you anymore.