With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Retraction, Clarification and Copyright.

Retraction. I am sorry. In the comments section of Monday's post I implied that I knew that the anonymous comment was my Dad. Turns out I was right. But I was wrong about the reasoning. I claimed that he didn't mention a specific cheese because he was lactose intolerant. In fact he has a gluten intolerance and a minimal knowledge of cheese.

I apologize to my readers, who place the greatest trust in me to be absolutely accurate and awesome.

And to my parents because I didn't go to medical school, and so know as much about medical conditions as Dad knows about Cheese.

Clarification. Lindz and I have a wonderful relationship based on watching television. Nothing more and until recently, nothing less. Long live the new flesh!

Concept of Irony January 01, 1990-Today.


alecia said...

you are a posting machine lately! crazyyyyyyyyy man.

Too_Lively said...

I've missed a few posts. I don't know how I've lived without you, but I suppose humans can survive some very bleak conditions.

Blaux said...

You should incorporate an I into the copyright symbol and make it the COI copyright symbol.
I’d show you what I mean, but I’m really really bad a photoshopping.

Susan Miller said...

I'm so glad that you cleared that up about your Dad. I stayed up nights worrying about his lactose intolerance. Thankfully, I can now sleep after you revealed his gluten intolerance and a minimal knowledge of cheese.

My eyes are so heavy.

Justin said...

Susan Miller,

Sure there are people who never miss a night's sleep, but they should be ashamed of themselves.

It is we, who torment ourselves about the truth, who. Well, I guess don't sleep much.


Justin said...


That is a good idea, but I think that would just be a backwards, 'd'.


Justin said...


Lucky for you they are archived.

But too bad for the billions of people who live without reading my blog.


Justin said...

If you cut me, do I not bleed?

Am I not human.

Oh, I'm so human, fool.