That's why COI presents the Only Spring 2007 Fashion Guide You Will Ever Need.
Not Hip.
Earmuffs, Snow Pants, Snow Shoes, Scarves, Body Armour, Civil War Reenactment Soldier Outfits, Blue Man Paints, Ostrich Feather Hair Gear.
Pure Hippness: As Eddie Bauer says, "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society"
T-Shirts with witty sayings like 'Russell Athletics.'
Also, shorts.
18 comments:
EDDIE BAUER DIDN'T SAY THAT!
mark twain did, i believe.
cause i have that quote on a magnet on my fridge and it is splendid!
booyah! inyaface punk hiya!
apoptosis,
you have a magnet that say, 'Mark Twain Did, I believe'?
That's weird.
But not as weird as, and here I am quoting, booyah! inyaface punk hiya.
The only actual word is punk, and you have misused it.
Fondest regards,
j.
And peep toe heels...
m,
and peep toe heels?
booyah! inyaface punk hiya!
Who is teaching you people to abuse the beautiful language of Dan Brown, Shakespeare, Byron, Frost, and Sirs Browne and Kahn in this way?!
j.
i will demonstrate the way to use:
"booya! inyaface punk hiya!" next time i see you, with hand motions and everything! which could be tomorrow cause i work!
and, has anyone ever seen the movie pooty tang? cause you should.
gonna sine yo piddy on da runny kine,
alecia
p.s. dan brown. hahahahaha
You know, fashion. Shoes. Geesh. High heeled shoes with a peep-toe. What guy wouldn't want a peek at a pretty foot in peep-toe? Not to mention the well-toned leg attached to said, pretty foot? Boooyeeee!
did someone say fashion? I wonder why malls exist when one can so easily be the fashion leader of the world by purchasing items from
http://www.cafepress.com/mancouldntblog
Oh yes, maleah is right...we need a place to buy the peep toe heels. Those sound fabulous!
you never cease to crack me up. i especially love the 'and, shorts' for some reason.
shoes are a social construct, rail against the state and go barefoot! haha i'm just kidding.
maybe.
inyaface, punk!
I got here today by memory. No google. What a waste of brain space.
Also, peep-toes. Fashionable footwear separates us from monkeys. As does the opposable thumb. Oh, and we're not as hairy. Again, I got here by memory. I'm practicing. And I'm a bit OC today so I had to come back anyway.
Maleah,
Indeed, as Michael Jordan said: Humans are the only animals that blush when they have cheap shoes on.
j.
m,
the more you use your brain the weaker google gets.
j.
anthropology,
Why do you hate Ohio so much?
j.
p-t b,
Humor is a many splendored thing.
j-d k
susan miller,
I very much wonder what your relationship is with that man.
j.
And is he even a man? One must wonder. Or not.
So who won the penguin contest??
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