With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

COI's Spring 2007 Fashion Guide.

Unless you want all people of good taste to hate your guts, you are probably thinking about your spring wardrobe.

That's why COI presents the Only Spring 2007 Fashion Guide You Will Ever Need.

Not Hip.

Earmuffs, Snow Pants, Snow Shoes, Scarves, Body Armour, Civil War Reenactment Soldier Outfits, Blue Man Paints, Ostrich Feather Hair Gear.






Pure Hippness: As Eddie Bauer says, "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society"

T-Shirts with witty sayings like 'Russell Athletics.'

Also, shorts.

18 comments:

alecia said...

EDDIE BAUER DIDN'T SAY THAT!
mark twain did, i believe.
cause i have that quote on a magnet on my fridge and it is splendid!
booyah! inyaface punk hiya!

Justin said...

apoptosis,
you have a magnet that say, 'Mark Twain Did, I believe'?

That's weird.

But not as weird as, and here I am quoting, booyah! inyaface punk hiya.

The only actual word is punk, and you have misused it.

Fondest regards,
j.

maleah said...

And peep toe heels...

Justin said...

m,
and peep toe heels?

booyah! inyaface punk hiya!

Who is teaching you people to abuse the beautiful language of Dan Brown, Shakespeare, Byron, Frost, and Sirs Browne and Kahn in this way?!

j.

alecia said...

i will demonstrate the way to use:

"booya! inyaface punk hiya!" next time i see you, with hand motions and everything! which could be tomorrow cause i work!

and, has anyone ever seen the movie pooty tang? cause you should.

gonna sine yo piddy on da runny kine,
alecia

p.s. dan brown. hahahahaha

maleah said...

You know, fashion. Shoes. Geesh. High heeled shoes with a peep-toe. What guy wouldn't want a peek at a pretty foot in peep-toe? Not to mention the well-toned leg attached to said, pretty foot? Boooyeeee!

Susan Miller said...

did someone say fashion? I wonder why malls exist when one can so easily be the fashion leader of the world by purchasing items from

http://www.cafepress.com/mancouldntblog

Oh yes, maleah is right...we need a place to buy the peep toe heels. Those sound fabulous!

part-time buddha said...

you never cease to crack me up. i especially love the 'and, shorts' for some reason.

alecia said...

shoes are a social construct, rail against the state and go barefoot! haha i'm just kidding.

maybe.

maleah said...

inyaface, punk!

I got here today by memory. No google. What a waste of brain space.

maleah said...

Also, peep-toes. Fashionable footwear separates us from monkeys. As does the opposable thumb. Oh, and we're not as hairy. Again, I got here by memory. I'm practicing. And I'm a bit OC today so I had to come back anyway.

Justin said...

Maleah,
Indeed, as Michael Jordan said: Humans are the only animals that blush when they have cheap shoes on.
j.

Justin said...

m,
the more you use your brain the weaker google gets.
j.

Justin said...

anthropology,
Why do you hate Ohio so much?
j.

Justin said...

p-t b,
Humor is a many splendored thing.

j-d k

Justin said...

susan miller,
I very much wonder what your relationship is with that man.

j.

Susan Miller said...

And is he even a man? One must wonder. Or not.

Anonymous said...

So who won the penguin contest??