This is Not Made Up---Fan Mail Friday: I Would Have Started on my 42 Pounds of Literary Wonderfulness, but I Was Too Giddy B/C of This

Hi, my name is Brad and I am a senior in high school in Texarkana, Texas. In my school you have to either take a theatre or an art class in order to graduate, so this year I took Theater I. For our "final exam" we have to do a monologue in front of the whole school. For my monologue I chose the "Short Imagined Monologue" you wrote about the Microsoft Word Paper Clip on McSweeney's, and really love it. I made a costume out of pool noodles wrapped in duct tape with huge cardboard eyebrows. I performed it yesterday, and even though I accidentally skipped a line in the middle, it went over fantastically. Everyone got major laughs. So, thank you for writing it and have a great day!

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Postscript: All this month, portion of the profits from my cafe press store will go towards creating a trust fund for Brad, so that he can perform further adaptations of my work or even just do whatever he wants. I don't care . C'mon. Someone buy something.

I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend. As soon as I stop giggling, I'm going to plunge into creating my 42 pounds of aesthetic bliss. The Futre of America is depending on me.