I have been moved by the dozens of people who have asked me "How can I show my support for Conceptofirony?" In reponse, I wouldn't say anything, because I was just daydreaming. But now, if such a thing happened, I am prepared. I’ve started something called the Conceptofirony Foundation. Before we get all worked up about helping people, we need to make some money. The original idea was to just take a portion of the proceeds(.001%) from Ye Old Irony Shoppe. That is not working out.
So I’ve come up with a little ‘gimmick’, which I have to say is brilliant. I’m going to sell “Jewelry”--but really it is just a rubberband!!! Please buy one today to show your financial and fashion support of COI. I put the same amount of thought into the design of this bracelet as you probably have come to expect from me.At just, only, merely, $25.00 a bracelet you can look cool and know that you are helping a good cause. Contact me if you want one. You could probably buy them at some store or something, and just donate the remaining money to me.
6 comments:
I was all set to order one, but when opened my desk drawer to pull out the checkbook I noticed that I must have bought a bunch a while ago.
So, since I have so many, I'll support COI five times per wrist, and enhance my coolness by ten.
Um...I think...um...Lance Armstrong came to this idea before you did. But it is a good idea...
p-t buddha:
I am very happy for your support. But please be careful showing so much support. I fear that circulation will be cut off to your hands and so no typing and so no commments.
Be careful. And I'm glad I didn't mention the new COI necklaces.
J-D Kahn
Jody:
The guy from dodgeball?
Well if he did, I haven't seen a penny of the profits.
Justij
i'm excited !!! can you get them in different colors?????
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