With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Untitled (I)

Today was the worst day of my life. I know you may think that is impossible, if you are to believe yesterday’s entry where I claimed that Thursday (yesterday) was the worst day of my life.
Well I refer you simply to a diagram of my life.

Figure 1: The Downward Trajectory of My Life.

********************(Wed:Typical Wed)

***************************(Thur:Really Bad)

***********************************************(Friday: Worse)

******************************************************************** (Sat:?)
You see how if my life is on a downward spiral both yesterday’s statements and today’s statements could be true.
On the other hand, that is pretty cool how I have figures and diagrams in my blogs. That’s something that you don’t see in a lot of the 18 million blogs out there today.


William Gates said...

I admit that diagram is pretty cool. I think I will bundle it in my next Software package.

Conan O'Brien said...

Jeepers! Justin this blog and all its nifty diagrams is/are totally worthy of late night television acclaim. Do you mind if I use this stuff on my show?