Any Tips On House Breaking Would Be Much Appreciated.

(Because of the extraordinary response to yesterday's Bobble Head Dwight Post, I'm going to just keeping mining that vein.)

I don't want to exaggerate how Not-House Broken Bobble Head Dwight is, but not only does he leave the living room looking like a minefield, but he scrawls indecent remarks on the wall.


Mark and Lisa said that there is a very special souvenir in it for me, if I can house train Bobble Head Dwight.

In fact they said the souvenir would be from the Mall of America. If you know anything about me it all, you know that my two favorite things are Malls and America.

Late at night I dream of what the bonus souvenir might be:Perhaps an An American flag from a Kiosk?

If I am to earn that prize I have to find a way to control Bobble Head Dwight. It is so discouraging. Every time I ask him if he understands that he can't take a dump (no matter how minuscule) in the living room he shakes his head yes. And then thirty second later, it is like we never had a Where-To-Dump-Conversation in our life.

Justin Ventures Beyond the Borders of Cleveland Heights.

No doubt at least one reader will remember last year when I did some cat sitting for my sister and brother-in-law. Those were some crazy times.

Once again, it is pet sitting time!

Their family has expanded beyond last year's cats and so has my responsibilities. My Brother-in-law, Mark, decided to take in a Dwight Bobble Head.


My bleeding heart readers will be pleased to hear that Mark rescued Bobble Head Dwight. Mark felt like there are just to many homeless Bobble Heads that need a home (b/c of not having a home) to go and buy one from a bobble head farm.

So he rescued Bobble Head Dwight. From Bosnia. With an elite team of special forces. I'll tell you the story some time. Though astute readers will certainly note plot similarities to Chuck Noris' Delta Force Four.

But that story must wait. Dwight is quite a hand full. And it looks like I must run off and break a fight up between Bobble Head Dwight and the neighbor's metronome.