For sometime I have been eating as a vegetarian. This came about as a result of a number of important facts, i.e.
Fact The amount of grain that cattle consume could feed all of the currently starving poor.
Sometimes people challenge my statistics. So I throw red paint on them and yell, "Murderer!" This is because if I am not morally superior because of my food choices I really have nothing going for me, superiority-wise.
One of the great challenges of being a vegetarian is finding cheap, nutritious food that doesn't require a wife to prepare.
Recently I have stumbled upon pop rocks. It meets all of the basic requirements, while also serving to boost your brain power. Nourished by weeks of pop rocks I created a culinary masterpiece.
BONUS FUN VEGETARIAN SALAD RECIPE
1/3 cup of Lettuci
1 Gaggle of Radishi
1/5 cup of coleslaw
1 tablespoon of diced mint
1 lb of turnii
1/2 cup of croutons
3 lbs of pop rocks
A Cow (skinned)
1 cup of tablespooni
1 tomato
1 cup of other vegetables.
Mix Together!
Serve!
Eat!
With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.
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6 comments:
Just curious, how many does this serve, I am having a huge party, like 2 or 3 people over, will this recipe take care of that many (small or large cow in your recipe ?)
Anony,
If your vegetarians are fairly conscientious a small cow should do it.
I'm glad that I could help even though the invitation probably got lost in the mail somewhere.
Sobbing,
Justin
Does Whole Foods have a skinned cow that will fit in a canvas shopping bag?
M,
You have actually asked three questions. I wil answer them in turn:
Q. Should I buy from Whole Foods?
A. Yes, if you want to pay four times as much as just getting it from a super target.
Q. Should I have a canvas bag?
A. Only if you hate the environment. Show some heart and buy a 100% styrofoam bag.
Q. Why do you put words into my mouth?
A. The skinned cow should fit into a canvas bag.
You sound a bit veganish.
I like cows.
They have pretty eyes.
jenn,
I'm less of a vegan and more of a saladist.
j.
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