Fact The amount of grain that cattle consume could feed all of the currently starving poor.
Sometimes people challenge my statistics. So I throw red paint on them and yell, "Murderer!" This is because if I am not morally superior because of my food choices I really have nothing going for me, superiority-wise.
One of the great challenges of being a vegetarian is finding cheap, nutritious food that doesn't require a wife to prepare. Recently I have stumbled upon pop rocks. It meets all of the basic requirements, while also serving to boost your brain power. Nourished by weeks of pop rocks I created a culinary masterpiece.
BONUS FUN VEGETARIAN SALAD RECIPE
1/3 cup of Lettuci
1 Gaggle of Radishi
1/5 cup of coleslaw
1 tablespoon of diced mint
1 lb of turnii
1/2 cup of croutons
3 lbs of pop rocks
A Cow (skinned)
1 cup of tablespooni
1 tomato
1 cup of other vegetables.
Mix Together!
Serve!
Eat!
