With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

I Watched 24 Alone For The First Time This Season.

I wanted to wait on reporting the title fact to you until I had some time to think.

Usually, I watch 24 with Lindz.

But not two days ago. I suspect she was on a date.

I guess it isn't a big deal.

So what, if she did stab me in the back. And then use the hole in my back to tear out my heart. And then use my heart to make Heart-Bread in my bread machine(without even asking my permission.)

And then she threw the Loaf of Heart-Bread in the garbage can. And then she kicked the garbage can over. Leaving the Heart Bread to be eaten by raccoons.

And then she didn’t even clean out the crumbs from my bread maker.

Anyway, good luck to her.

Like I care.

I mean the heart can regrow. It’s not like she ripped my brain out. Brain cells can’t regrow. If someone rips my brain out, my UnComparable Genius will be lost forever.

That my UnComparable genius is still intact, and Fox will continue to broadcast 24 are just a few of the reminders that life does go on.