Mr. Anonymous, pictured here at Justin Kahn's 84th birthday bash, was once the corner stone of the lower fourth quadrant of Cleveland Heights guest bloggers. During the height of his popularity he had achieved a near mythical Machiavellian connection to readers becoming a figure both loved and feared. His jaunty red bow tie caused many a woman to swoon with adoration while his heavy drinking problem sent many a man on a course of irreversible liver damage.
Then suddenly, and some say tragically, in December of 2006 he vanished never again to grace the pages of COI. What happened to this controversial figure that so inflamed the hearts of readers for 3 or 4 weeks in the fall of 2006?
We hired the crack investigative team from Commies with Credit Cards to investigate and after several months of binge drinking, angry sex, and lucid dream states we have found an answer.
Celebrity Bear Boxing
Like many bears on the downside of the celebrity circuit, the fall of fame came hard to Mr. Anonymous. His last match broadcast payperview RCTV (Robot Chicken TV) against the infamous heavy weight contender, Paddington "The Mauler" Bear, left him with a broken spine and some lost stuffing. His physical therapist remains confident for a full recovery with the hopes that someday this once star can rise again to the admiration and loathing of bloggers everywhere (in the lower section of the fourth quadrant of the Cleveland Heights area.)
