Because I would have to make stuff up.
And with all the real stuff going on in the world, like O.J. Simpson getting arrested for robbery, who has time to write or read made-up stuff?
But now that I have started blogging something has happened! I just found a new favorite drink: Coke and Scotch!

I guess it isn't the most exciting news, but it was John Lennon's favorite drink. So in a way, I guess that makes me like a fifth Beetle. But I don't want to dwell on that thought for too long lest, I taint my modesty.
And on that humble note, I end my triumphant return to blogging.