But now you and I will both recover because I am pleased to offer you some amazing deep discount sales on some buried treasure I dug up.
It may be 2008, but you will feel like it is mid October in 2009 with this action max gaming system. Simply attach the receiver to your TV, throw in the videotape and repeatedly aim the (toy) gun at the attached receiver since that is the only thing that measures your accuracy. Minimum Bid: $300.00/$450.00 with the pictured carrying case.
In these unpatriotic times nothing will boost your spirits like "Ballads of the Green Beret" and other classics I found in a box. 
Act now and I will throw in this bottle of stuff that was inexplicable lodged in between the records.
Wait, I'm crazy not stupid. I'd go bankrupt with those kinds of deals. but if you act now I will throw in a half roll of scotch tape.
Let the bidding begin at $5000 Patriotic dollas.
And have a very happy new year. Unless you don't bid on my hot sales--you lot can just bugger off.
