They are not any kinder during the winter.
(Pictured: My Driveway)Yesterday, I may have accidentally gotten my car stuck at the end of the driveway. As I got out of my car, A helpful neighbor pointed out "That is why we shovel the shoulder of the driveway and not just up until the sidewalk."
To which I replied, "Good sir, did it ever occur to you that I am planning my triumphant return to bloggerdom? And that hardly allows me the leisure to clear my whole driveway?"
No doubt this stung badly enough. But I am ruthless, like a rabid golden doodle. So I added: "Between your wife's exact remarks on my lawn mowing and your salient observations on my shovelling, you two should be interesting all the year around."
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Later that evening, I replaced the deicing salts they keep at their back porch with anthrax.
I plan to come up with something even more diabolical for lawn mowing season.
Have a great monday!
10 comments:
I hate being cold.
That's one rocky driveway in the background...
Are those your kids?
Maleah,
In reference to your vowell-less-ness or ambient temperatures?
Either way, you seem ideally located, geographically.
j.
Mr. Chaos,
That isn't a driveway, it is my neighbor's rock garden.
j.
Anony,
I can tell you this: If I ever have kid, I will require them to play in tuxedos.
j.
I love that answer.
tai,
WOW!
I was just about to give up on my blog, but you have lifted my spirits.
Where is your blog and how much for a crystal tolstoy?
j.
i have no blog. i am currently without blog. its a lonely thing, being me. crystal tolstoy will set you back a bit. depends on your method of payment. how about a nice crystalline badger instead?
june 08...? the future. pretty neat trick
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