With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Does Justin Believe That Television Provides an Answer for Everything?

For those unwilling to read the entire post, the short answer is, 'Yes'.

One of my summer projects was to renovate the basement. The plan was simple: clean it up, set up a gym (including a pool), set up a small office, put in an elevator, an escape tunnel, a recording studio and a smallish movie theater.

Or at least waterproof the basement.

With the start of the new semester, on Monday, it seems like I'm not going to be able to accomplish any part of my plan.

Does that mean I'm going to quit?

Of course not. Because I'm a winner. And like any winner I have a vast assortment of
ways of coping with life, learned from television.

That's why I have picked up on a new plan. Rather than all of those silly innovations I have redesigned my basement to serve as an homage to Agent Mulder's office.


Like my office, Mulder's was in a basement. And like Mulder's, mine has a very classy UFO poster.

It is not what I initially planned, but it has merits. I hope that my office will allow me to get some writing done. If television doesn't provide all of the answers, I'm sure that my own illuminating writing will.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Words fail me.
Miserably.

maleah said...

I get it. It's some sort of 'installation art' right? Some sort of commentary on what happens to society when we, um, watch too much tv and hang up UFO posters and think a damp basement is a good place to write. Creative stuff.

Too_Lively said...

I thought the Answer was 42.

scout said...

What's a basement?

Confused, Los Angeles, Calif.

Jenn said...

I think you should leave in the pool. At the very least...

fatboyfat said...

..but remember to waterproof before the pool installation.

Just a thought.

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