Last month, I mentioned finding an Easter basket on my doorstep. Initially, I assumed that my Landlord left it for me, but than I found it was actually my neighbs, Curtis and Jess. Once I found out it was they, I began dropping by each evening to request a refill.
One evening, just slightly after 1:00 A.M., Curtis for some reason handed me the whole bag of Easter Candy.
"Just take it, and leave us alone."
He slammed the door, before I could thank him, but that food is getting me through this stressful time.
I am only sorry that I, too, have to metaphorically-like slam the Door on you, most precious reader, for just a few more days.
Be strong.
Live Well.
Where there's smoke there is fire.
Beggars can't be choosers.
I'm out of cliches.
With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.
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8 comments:
I am SO not mean! Clearly you are misremembering our courtship.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
If you can't say something nice...
If all this trouble posting is being caused by my taking your concepts of irony hostage, I swear I'll give them back. Really, here, just take the whole bag!
Hey, it's Soren Keirkegaard's Birthday.
Happy Birthday Soren!
Enough, Justin!! You must sacrifice your needs for those of others. Come on, man, I need a laugh, or wait...forget that...I need some intellectual food for the soul. Give it up, Justin.
okay, I meant Sir Justin...
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