With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Still Not Able to Post.

Last month, I mentioned finding an Easter basket on my doorstep. Initially, I assumed that my Landlord left it for me, but than I found it was actually my neighbs, Curtis and Jess. Once I found out it was they, I began dropping by each evening to request a refill.

One evening, just slightly after 1:00 A.M., Curtis for some reason handed me the whole bag of Easter Candy.

"Just take it, and leave us alone."

He slammed the door, before I could thank him, but that food is getting me through this stressful time.

I am only sorry that I, too, have to metaphorically-like slam the Door on you, most precious reader, for just a few more days.

Be strong.

Live Well.

Where there's smoke there is fire.

Beggars can't be choosers.

I'm out of cliches.

8 comments:

Sophie T. Mishap said...

I am SO not mean! Clearly you are misremembering our courtship.

goldennib said...

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

goldennib said...

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

maleah said...

If you can't say something nice...

Too_Lively said...

If all this trouble posting is being caused by my taking your concepts of irony hostage, I swear I'll give them back. Really, here, just take the whole bag!

Frank said...

Hey, it's Soren Keirkegaard's Birthday.

Happy Birthday Soren!

Susan Miller said...

Enough, Justin!! You must sacrifice your needs for those of others. Come on, man, I need a laugh, or wait...forget that...I need some intellectual food for the soul. Give it up, Justin.

Susan Miller said...

okay, I meant Sir Justin...