At the Bobble Head Park
Girl: It's so warm out and it is only May.
ME: Well, it is May 31. You don't have to exaggerate.
Girl: Well, it isn't even summer.
ME: Do you seriously think it only gets warm in the summer?
On the Street.
Random Girl: What are you dragging?
Me: I'm taking Bobble Head Dwight for a walk.
Random Girl: He looks like Hannibal Lector with that little collar on.
Me: Shut up. Who asked you?
On the Lawn.
Neighbor:So, you're watching the old Bobble Head.
Me: Yeah I'm Lisa's brother. I have a blog.
Neighbor:Oh, I thought she just had one brother.
Me: That's me.
Neighbor:And that he was killed in a tornado. While on a plane over the Antarctic.
Me: Not that I know of...
Neighbor:And that his body was never found, and so there is no point in ever talking about him again.
Me: Well, nice meeting you.
Neighbor: Hmmm.
5 comments:
That's one mystery solved. I had wondered why you're still single, and now I believe I have my answer...
Is Lisa jealous because you're the favorite child?
Maybe you should just trade in Dwight for a real pet. Perhaps Lisa can be talked into giving you Little James Bond? Now that's a Chick Magnet!
bbw,
Exactly! Girls think that just because a guy is sensitive enough to care for a bobble head that they can walk all over him.
j.
P.S. Things James Bond has done in the last 48 hours
1)dropped a ball on my face to play catch while I was sleeping
2) Turned on a clock radio by the bed. While I was sleeping. Terrified me.
3) Persuaded a random golden doodle to run her head into the couch.
You have that warm personal touch that makes people cling to you.
Goldennib,
Actually it is a warm wrist hold that I have.
And, honestly, they aren't usually the ones doing the clinging.
j.
I love that cat! He is just the cutest thing ever. Do you think Lisa taught him to do any of those things before she dropped him off?
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