With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Why Are You Google Stalking Justin?:Justin Responds To The Last Forty-Eight Hours.

Dearest Dancing Machine, Justin does not slide dance. He breakdances. You should have known that from the fact that he carries around cardboard. Justin.

Dearest Thespian, It has been some time since I have taken to the stage. Not since my part as one of 'The Letter People' in third grade. Critics generally picked up on my methods which were described as a combination of the wildness of Pacino with the seriousness of Sir Laurence Olivier. Dramatically, Justin

Dear Seeker, Funny what brings people to my blog. Still, even though you might not find exactly what you are looking for, I hope you enjoy some of the posts. And don't forget to buy something from the Concept of Irony Shoppe. Disgusted, Justin


alecia said...

you are funny.
and i read the entire entry.
i hope you have a good friday, fool!

Justin said...

Well, I guess its just going to be us.

But who else do we need?

We have the power of positive thoughts, Fool!

maleah said...

I google you at work because I don't have bookmarks at work. Because I'm suspicous of others looking at what I look at... and apparently they do...

Justin said...

Someday I will teach you my E-Z to learn method for having a photographic memory and then you won't have to google or bookmark.

You'll just know.


taihae said...

Those are weird. Not like how I found you. I was looking for just barely legal co-ed sluts, but I typoed the "just" to "justin".

Justin said...


At least your staying on the right side of the law.

Stay that way until you get that guest blog post in to me.