With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Just Me and My Waffle Maker.

Astute readers will note that today's post title isn't very concept-of-ironyesque

Well, once again I am taking my blog in a new direction.

I couldn't leave the Penthouse because I am waiting to hear from MR.KAFANDO JUBRIL.

Luckily I just bought a restaurant-quality waffle maker.

It would have been really lonely if I didn't have my waffle maker around. I mean I guess it isn't the same thing as having friends. He kept catching on fire.

But I learned many valuable lessons. Like if you don't coat both sides of the waffle maker with vegetable oil, then the waffle will definitely stick to the top, so that your only option to get it out is to set the waffle on fire (see picture 2) and scrape out the ashes.

Honestly, if it is all the same to MR.KAFANDO JUBRIL, I would very much like to use a portion of my new wealth to hire a waffle chef.

14 comments:

Ki Two said...

I feel bad for the poor book or papers in the second picture that look like they have been splattered with water or oil or waffle juice.

Is that cubic storage I see in the background of picture three? :)

Maleah said...

Wouldn't a restaurant-quality waffle maker BE a waffle chef? Why wasn't the chef included in the box? Are you shopping at Sam's again?

Justin said...

ki two,

That is the instruction manual for the waffle maker. It did not clearly how to keep it free from spills.

Also, I might add, the splattered oil that got on me, hurt something awful.

But the waffles, or at least half of them, were soooooo good.

Justin said...

maleah,
My Sam's club membership ran out and I decided not to renew it.

I don't know if I made the right decision. But I did by the waffle maker just before it ran out.

And what kind of restaurant are you eating at where they employ a waffle chef? I mean every restaurant I go to, except Chipotle, has line chefs that just reheat the frozen waffles or etc.

j.

part-time buddha said...

Or you could get some Eggo waffles. Beware the toaster, though.

Maleah said...

I'm thinking of a place that might actually make waffles, like, oh, "Chicken N' Waffles" might actually have a waffle chef. For crying out loud. You're supposed to be the smart one.

Justin said...

Maleah,
First of all, I take offense at the fact that you seem to be implying that I am not the smart one compared to a Chicken N' Waffles Chef. And that hurts.

Second,How Could I Not See this Before? I used to eat at this restaurant five minutes from the penthouse where they made waffles n chicken. I had never heard of it before, but I thought it was pretty good, and now if I can just figure out how to make chicken, I can have the same gourmet meal in the penthouse without paying like $18.00 a plate and worrying about getting shot going to back to my car.

So thanks,
j.

Maleah said...

Dearest J,
I was implying that you are supposed to be smarter than I (being the prof), and you should know where to find fabulous waffles made by said waffle chef.
Fondly,
m

Too_Lively said...

You mean your friends never catch on fire? Hmmm.

Sassy Sundry said...

I am singing "Waffles on Fire" to the tune of "Hairdresser on Fire" right now.

Justin said...

sassy,

Are you allowed to do that? I mean isn't that why bands go to the trouble of gettin copyrights?
j.

Justin said...

2 lively,
No, but my enemies frequently do.

With Ominous Laughter,
j.

Justin said...

maleah,
Your a prof?

????,
j.

Maleah said...

I thought you might see that.

!!!,
m