With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The Following Takes Place Between...All Day

One of the few things I have going for me right now, is the series '24'. Inspired by the peerless artistic innovations of the show, I decided to write an entry in honor of Jack Bauer. Since my life isn't exactly action packed I decided that I would have to sort of include the whole day, rather than one hour.

The following took place between 4:00 a.m. and 10:00ish P.M. ("???" represent parts of my day where I forget what happened...but you can be sure that it was action packed.)

4:00-6:00 a.m. Write Blog
6:00-7:00 Meticulous Revision of Blog
7:00-7:30 Double Check Meticulous Revision for spellling irrors.
7:31-7:42 Dress, eat, go to caribou.
7:45 Drink Coffee at Caribou, talk to barista about weather.
7:46-10:00 ????
10:00-11:15 Teach Class.
11:15-12:29? ???
12:30-1:00 Check Blog for comments. Get all despondent like.
1:00-1:04 Eat Lunch.
1:05-4:00 ???????
4:00 Arrive back at Carribou
5:00-5:05 Drink Apple Martini.
5:06 Lament how quick 1.75 liters of apple martini go.
5:07 Back at Carribou. Cute Girl sits down next to me
5:07:05 Mom calls.
5:07:06 Answer Phone, "Hello, Mr. President"
5:07:09 Girl is totally impressed; I catch her eye.
5:07:13 Girl fakes heartatache.
5:08 Return home. Write incomprable masterpiece.
5:11 Tear up masterpiece, deeming it insufficient and not up to my standards
5:11:25 Regret loss of best thing I have written since my indepth coverage of a rock and roll concert.
5:11-7:00 ???
7:00:32 Does the moonwalk
7:00:34 Recalls my younger days when I was hailed as part fred astaire part robot.
7:01--8:00 ??? con't.
8:01: Wonder if anyone will read a really long blog entry.
8:01-9:00 ????
9:00-9:30 Watch 24
9:31 President calls; scold him for calling during'24'
9:32-10:00 Watch 24; My soul bursting with joy I belive that all is well with the world
10:01 Catch previews for news; lead story is about a girl with a pacemaker who dies at local caribou because of near proximity to cell phone.
10:04 Sleep the sleep of the justin.


Becannie said...

Do you look for specific comments to your blog or do you just want something??

Justin said...

I'll take any kind of comment you got. Have a nice day & thanks for inquiring about my comment preferences.

WIP said...

that looks like more then i do during my day, hi i'm alayna by the way

C for Cryptonym said...

... I think logically...and rationally... did you really kill a girl with a pacemaker..get up and not realize it? merrr or was that carefully placed sarcasm/irony?

Niklas said...

Damn you are funny....

Sorry for crowding your blog. But it's so damn fun.

needalife! said...

hey hey hey!

i love the show 24 as well...am kinda glad that my days aren't as ecentful as Jack Bauer's though!

Take care!

Justin said...

Hey C:
I tend to be way more sarcastic than murderous.

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