With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Monday, November 14, 2005

The Adventures of J. & K., Mediocre Detectives.

On Saturday Night I went to see Wallace and Gromit at Richmond Mall with K. I reproduce the dialogue which led up to a Startling Revelation

J: Hey, we aren’t the oldest people here. I thought we would be.
K: There are lots of old people. Let’s sit in these weird seats that have the back facing the screen.
J: O.K…these are stupid seats
K: O.K…let’s sit back here.
{...}
J: Wow, these previews are kind of mature for a Kid’s movie…The Saw II?
K: Yeah.
{...}
K: And Is Jodie Foster in Wallace and Gromit?
J: Yeah, I think so.
K: Is the Wallace and Gromit movie called Flight Plan?
J: Hmmmm.
K: Hmmmm.
J: Do you think they put the wrong title on the film?
K: Are we in the wrong movie?
J: Let’s not jump to conclusions.


As it turned out we were in the wrong film. The film itself wasn’t bad. It had a number of plot twists (for example, it wasn’t Wallace and Gromit) and a surprise ending (they threw a surprise Birthday party).

You should check out Flight Plan. If you don’t like it, you can always go next door and see Wallace and Gromit. Those two movies are deceptively close together.

3 comments:

K said...

It's true everyone I can verify that Justin (although a pathalogical liar) is in fact not lieing. So stop hatin.

Justin said...

I am not even a pathalogical liar, in fact like George Washington, I am unable to tell a lie. I was diagnozed at birth. If I could lie, I probably wouldn't stop; maybe even writing whole books of things that didn't happen. But not me. I speak the truth. Though sometimes peppered with irony. J.

P.S. Next time, I think we shouldn't bother putting any time into picking a movie. Or even a movie theater. Maybe Just walk around till we end up in a movie.

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