At the Bobble Head Park
Girl: It's so warm out and it is only May.
ME: Well, it is May 31. You don't have to exaggerate.
Girl: Well, it isn't even summer.
ME: Do you seriously think it only gets warm in the summer?
On the Street.
Random Girl: What are you dragging?
Me: I'm taking Bobble Head Dwight for a walk.
Random Girl: He looks like Hannibal Lector with that little collar on.
Me: Shut up. Who asked you?
On the Lawn.
Neighbor:So, you're watching the old Bobble Head.
Me: Yeah I'm Lisa's brother. I have a blog.
Neighbor:Oh, I thought she just had one brother.
Me: That's me.
Neighbor:And that he was killed in a tornado. While on a plane over the Antarctic.
Me: Not that I know of...
Neighbor:And that his body was never found, and so there is no point in ever talking about him again.
Me: Well, nice meeting you.
Neighbor: Hmmm.
