I have spent more money on Dimethyl Sulfoxide in the last week than most men do all year.
Parents: Teach your kids about life. Buy them a Dimethyl Sulfoxide. Otherwise they will hit puberty and believe that paint peels itself.
Every penny I spend on Dimethyl Sulfoxides is well spent.
Nothing to make housework more enjoyable than having a half dozen Dimethyl Sulfoxide around to help you.
If you can't afford a Dimethyl Sulfoxide you could always try sulfoxide or sulfone, which has similar solvent properties. (This paragraph isn't meant to flirt with crassness. Just trying to be informative.)
