
By Dave Eggers Stalker and Guest Blogger Shannon Simpson

Check out the picture of Angelina and look at the book she's reading!!!!! What is THAT!?! I don't know if that makes me like her or the book more or less!
This is way too weird! Wait a sec., just cuz she's HOLDING it does NOT mean she's actually READING it, right? Cause if she were I would have to call her up and be like, "and then the part where Achak loses his friend to the lion... " and Angie would be like, "I KNOW! Come and be in this movie with me!" And, I would be like, "No, Ange, my life is here, in Cleveland, with Adam. You know that."