(Pictured Al Gore, upon receiving the Nobel Prize.) According to a highly reliable source of mine, a Cleveland Newspaper that would sue me for linking to them, the decision was recently made to award the Nobel Prize to Al Gore for his "contributions to global warming."
Frankly, I am outraged.
Call me crazy, but I don't think that we should applaud someone who is contributing to Global Warming. And if we are, I think I should get the award.
I.myself,go out of my way to buy and destroy large quantities of Styrofoam, to run my lawn mower year round and to kill as many trees as possible by writing stories that will never see the light of day in my Moleskin notebooks (the brand of Picasso, Hemingway and others who hate Trees!)
That is why I want you to think of Justin for the Nobel Prize in 2009.
I will even take the one for Economics.
Thank you.
