With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Justin is Looking for Love With All of The Wrong Operating Systems (W/ Undertones of a Biting Satire of Mac Culture.)

(Justin Kahn played by the Studly John Hodgman; Curtis played by some other guy.)

Ordinarily I wouldn’t post on Tuesday, but I have such an exciting news to make that I simply had to share it with the world: The First Successful Spin-Off of Concept of Irony has entered the blogosphere.

In the quest for happiness, I asked my former man servant, why I haven’t been able to find a deep and meaningful relationship through the power of computers. Because the fact is, while I am great at being an Internet superstar, I don’t really understand much of the online world.

Justin: I keep trying fine dating sites. Yet, I am unable to find a girl

Curtis:(Looks at computer, shakes head disapprovingly) Well,look. Here is the problem. I’d say you should get Mac.

Justin: Are you saying the type of computer you use can alter your chances of finding your soul mate?

Curtis: Especially with the new vista system. That is crap. What I am saying is that if you have a Dell, you deserve to die alone. If you had a Mac, you probably would have found that special someone.

So as for me, I’m saving up for a mac.

As for you, if you ever need tech advice, be sure to visit Tech Review By Curtis O.K. maybe, right now Curtis hasn't written a single post. But give him time. Soon enough, Comrade K will be filling in for him.