Dearest Dancing Machine, Justin does not slide dance. He breakdances. You should have known that from the fact that he carries around cardboard. Justin.
Dearest Thespian, It has been some time since I have taken to the stage. Not since my part as one of 'The Letter People' in third grade. Critics generally picked up on my methods which were described as a combination of the wildness of Pacino with the seriousness of Sir Laurence Olivier. Dramatically, Justin
Dear Seeker, Funny what brings people to my blog. Still, even though you might not find exactly what you are looking for, I hope you enjoy some of the posts. And don't forget to buy something from the Concept of Irony Shoppe. Disgusted, Justin
