Honesty is the Best Policy.

I guess a lot of you have read these cyber pages and have been in awe of my glamorous life. No doubt, at the center of your envy has been the luxuriant life I live in the penthouse. How many times you must have wished you were me, writing high above the 4th quadrant of {Edited Out B/C of Recent Security Threats.)



But the fact is the Penthouse is not the dream castle I have made it out to be.

In fact it is a dump. And all of my friends are nuts.

This is very painful for me to admit, but if there is one thing that this blog is about it is complete and total honesty. And I would be lying to you if I maintained this facade of a perfect and wonerful life. I am coming to understand that what I want is normality.

I wish very much that instead of living in a garbage can, perched on top of a building, that I had a real home. And a dog. And a wife. And 2.5 kids. And, what's the average?, like three and a half mistresses.

Probably my living conditions are still way better than yours but not as much as I have always implied. I'm sorry for misleading.

I want there to be nothing but honesty between us. And if you ever need a place to stay, Mi Can et Tu Can.