Little did I know that I would have a jar of olives that would change my life.
I was pretty happy to be eating colossal olives. It made me feel pretty good to think about how lucky I am to be able to afford colossal olives when a lot of people could only afford to buy regular sized olives. Not that I'm better than them. I just happen to work for my olives.
Anyway, I was having all of these happy thoughts when all of the sudden, I had the taste of blue cheese and realized that the blue cheese taste was in fact coming from inside the olives!
Someone liked me enough to put blue cheese--my favorite--inside of the olives!
Between eating the olives and going to Trader Joe's I just didn't have time to write a post. Sorry about that.
I probably should have had the foresight to find a guest blogger for today, but it does seem that I should write a post myself every so often if for no other reason than to prevent the copyright from transferring to the public domain.
