I will tell you why.
No matter, how pathetic my efforts are at holding on to my status as one of the top bloggers in the fourth Q. of Cleveland Heights, I realize that I have an Emotional Support Network ® ©
At first it was Me and Henry PLANTagenets against the world. But of late, I have vastly expanded my social network:

These guys are really there for me. Sometimes I feel like I don't deserve them, but then I think about how much I paid for them.
Does it matter if I'm a great author or the destroyer of literary magazines?
Not with my ESN ® ©.
Does it matter if I spend all of my my money on Infomercial products that promise Space-Age Gardening Technology?
Not with my ESN ® ©.
So, let's go back two weeks.
Start goofing around. Achievements are overrated.
And find yourself a ESN ® ©.