With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Angelineggers.



By Dave Eggers Stalker and Guest Blogger Shannon Simpson











Check out the picture of Angelina and look at the book she's reading!!!!! What is THAT!?! I don't know if that makes me like her or the book more or less!

This is way too weird! Wait a sec., just cuz she's HOLDING it does NOT mean she's actually READING it, right? Cause if she were I would have to call her up and be like, "and then the part where Achak loses his friend to the lion... " and Angie would be like, "I KNOW! Come and be in this movie with me!" And, I would be like, "No, Ange, my life is here, in Cleveland, with Adam. You know that."

16 comments:

Justin said...

Shannon, pleaseeeee don't cut me out of your emails just because I publish them to my glory.

j.

Comrade Kevin said...

We really don't get enough Jolie updates around here. But do we have updates on obscure Russian novelists?

Yea, yea, that we do get.

Scott said...

There was a Shannon Simpson in my Psychology and Glass classes in college. Are you that Shannon?

bitingblondewit said...

Yea! Kevin's back!!!

alecia said...

i am the what.

Too_Lively said...

Please do not pick on our Earth Mother! ;)

Mary Lois said...

I am that Shannon.

maleah said...

How do we know it is really Kevin?

Justin said...

Maleah,

Can I just tell you how devasted I was when the real comrade k destroyed his blog.

When I would google stalk myself with "Justin Kahn Smart" his blog would show up. But no more.

j.

Justin said...

mary lois,

You are a women of a thousand different identities. But believe me the shannon we are talking about says things like, 'SAY WHAT.' Which I can't see fitting in with any of your personas.

j.

Justin said...

2,

You think of Dave Eggers as an Earth Mother?
j.

Justin said...

scott,

Just hang in there. She reads my blog every few years, so I'm sure she'll get to you soon.

j.

Justin said...

Comrade K,
They cease to be obscure when I talk about them.

j.

P.S. WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

Justin said...

bbw,
Plus also, I'm still here.

j.
p.p.s. why oh why do you never respond to my comments. I even changed my name to hamlet.

Justin said...

arkansas,

Are you?

That explains a lot.

j.
P.S. No,it dosn't.

THE Shannon said...

Just,

This really cracked my shit up. I had no idea you posted that until today (6/28). Sorry. Tell me who Kevin is?! Does he know that real Komrades spell "Komrade" with a "K" and not a "C" and I think like 2 or 5 "M"'s?

Shannon