With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Review of Spiderman 3--Warning: Contains Spoilers About Justin's Yesterday Afternoon.

Every day for the last week, Lou at Home Depot, has been telling me about two things: 1)The New High Grade Sprockets that have come in 2)How I absolutely have to see Spiderman 3.

I always trust Lou on two things: 1)sprockets and 2)World Cinema. So I quickly found myself in a theater ready to take in one of the great movies of modern times. But what happened is this.

I ran into one of those Grab-It Toy Machines. It was filled with Stuffed Spidermans and also Stuffed Venoms.

As you know the Grab-It machine is a game that requires enormous skill.

As you know doubt, also know, I am a man of enormous skill.

$16.00 and an hour into the movie, I finally grabbed a Spidey.

Have a great weekend, and if you need anything requiring my enormous skill, do not hesitate to contact me.


Susan Miller said...

How could you?

How could you, Sir J?

Did you have to spoil the whole thing for me?

Why would I even want to go see it now?

Oh, I know, I'll go just so I can support Spidey with my dollars. I've heard the movie is not doing all that well. Those games of skill are obviously where all the money is.

Curtis said...

Justin we got a puppy! You have to come over and see it! It pees on our floor just like you use to!

bitingblondewit said...

Hey! Did they get a puppy instead of adopting you? Or did they just get you a little brother or sister?

Misha said...

Yes, I'm still knitting. There's lots of things to knit in the summer. Headbands, wristlets, corsetry, bikinis...the usual stuff.

In any case, I have yet to see YOU come into the store at all, so I can only assume that you are lying about having been there, sir. For shame!

Curtis said...

just for the record, we did get a puppy to replace justin. much easier to clean up after however.

goldennib said...

He have MAD skillz, Spidey Dude.

Misha said...

So I had a date the other night and we actually went and saw Spider-Man 3. It was funny when Spidey went emo, but Kirsten Dunst gives me seizures so I couldn't really enjoy the film.

taihae said...

Justin, why are you still pretending to be a blogger? I can count, and my momma did teach me some book lurnin, and when I do the math it seems like you're petering out. come over to the dark side, darling. The former bloggers club will always welcome you with their black, black arms.

Anonymous said...

All an elaborate lie on my part, of course. I'd miss you too much if you actually stopped. Call it reverse psychology?