With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Sir Justin Makes You an Offer You Can't Refuse.

Yesterday was going to be my last post.

And then I read Susan's Undying Gratitude.

Followed by Christina's insightful response to the post by me and Susan Sontag.

And part of me felt like, I'm glad that Susan Sontag is dead, so that she doesn't have to hear this devastating criticism. But the other part of me felt like, this is exactly why I have the most popular blog in the fourth quadrant of Cleveland Heights.

I recognize that my NotComparable Genius explains part of COI's success, but it is also all the great readers who take the time to read and leave comments and link to me and write me weird emails about How We Could Be So Happy Together.


That is why I have decided to run another contest, to repay at least one of you for your generosity.

The person who does the most to advance the reputation of me and my blog will win an actual Lock of My Hair!

Get to it and good luck!

20 comments:

alecia said...

you have lice.
that is spreading your reputation!
but now i don't want your hair cause like i just stated,
you have lice.

Comrade Kevin said...

J. The fact that you are doomed to go bald in the next few years really does up the value of this prize but if I were you I'd be very concerned about the voodoo doll fetishists out there.

Justin said...

Comrade K,

One of the very few things that I am not usually worried about is voodoo doll fetishists.

But I guess pretending they don't exist doesn't make the danger any less real.

j.

Justin said...

Abba,

My lawyer, who is currently working on a lawsuit against business for pushing me, will be contacting you about this horrible slander.

j.

maleah said...

OMG, your nails are perfect. But that is not a lock of hair. That is merely a hair. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT LINKING THING!!!! I am clueless about this stuff... I can barely post.

maggie said...

i've been collecting your hair for months now... if i only had a nickle for every strand.

oooh, maybe i could sell them on ebay! i'll be a millionare.

m

alecia said...

maggie actually has made a wig out of the hair she's collected. she showed me. it rules.

hehe sike.

-alecia

Justin said...

aquinas--
how do you have an IQ of like 340 and still manage to work the phrase, 'hehe' into the conversation so frequently.

j.

Justin said...

m,

So that's why my hairline is so very severely receeding.

Hang on to them. In a few years, I'll pay you millions for my own hair.

UNLESS YOU ARE LIVING IN A HAIR PULLING DELUSION IN WHICH CASE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF MY HAIR AND YOU SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE GOING TO WIN A REAL LOCK OF MY HAIR.

J.

Justin said...

Maleah,

No need to split locks.

j.

Justin said...

This is really just a general point to boost my comment count. But it is pretty amazing how I just come up with stuff like 'splitting locks' on the spot.

I want a cookie.

j.

alecia said...

and i want to give you a cookie.
and by cookie i mean swift kick in the face!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

PSH!

-alecia

goldennib said...

I'm a voodoo doll fetishististist...ist.

Christina said...

Justin:

I heard my sister came perilously close to coaxing you out for a drink tonight. Stay strong! Let not my brethren temptress stay you from your appointed rounds of Jack Bauer and House, MD!

Justin said...

Christina,
Brethren temptress?

Is there something I should know?
j.

P.S. When did she start using cotton in its verb form. I mean, really.

Justin said...

goldennib,
How my hypocritical little heart flutters when I see your comments.
j.

Justin said...

Anna Ng,

LESS COFFEE.

j.

Justin said...

Christina Con't.
I reallly do see it now. You don't read my posts. No one does. Except maybe Comrade K.

j.

Anonymous said...

Justin!

We could be so happy together!


Sigh ;)

Z.

Justin said...

Z,
I have little doubt about that.

Until you get to know me.

Then things might go down hil from there.

There’s no easy answer,

j.