With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Those Blocks.

I was going to write a hysterical post on some concrete blocks that are in the backyard. They just sit there and I don't know why. But I think I was trying to find comic potential where there really wasn't any.

For that reason, I think it might be better if you just looked at this newly published work.

17 comments:

bitingblondewit said...

That's brilliant! I may print that and take it to show and tell in my Intro to Logic class today. Great stuff, Kahn!

Justin said...

Thanks. When it was accepted I thought it was pretty good, but reading it again after your comments I see that brilliant is probably more appropriate. Thanks for clarifying.
J.

QuillDancer said...

Hmmm, and here I was thinking that Justin may have used that razor to shave a litle too close.

Comrade Kevin said...

J., Does Audrey have a sister? And if so, can you put in a good word for me?

CK

Stiletto Tongue said...

Bravo Justin!

When you are at your best you are quite brilliant (I agree with BBW--not that she's a BBW, but you know what I mean).

Congratulations.

p.s. Try to write as much as you can during your lucid states--before the grandiose delusions take over and you're lost to us all. Or before your head explodes from so much praise. Whichever comes first.

Finding Fair Hope said...

Since you are so close to Audrey Tatou, would you mind explaining how she could be so adorably irrestible in Amelie and so pedestrian and boring in The Da Vinci Code? She has a unique knack of being able to tranform herself. Plus, she has Justin for a boyfriend. I am insanely jealous.

the next great genius said...

Aha! This is the one I have been waiting for. Occam's razor has never been so well-defined. Well done!

Vagina Dentata said...

Ha!
Hokum's Razor more like.

This is what you can do with those concrete blocks:

"Pone ubi sol non lucet!"

goldennib said...

I am so glad you wrote that article. Now I understand EVERYTHING. Thanks so much for being you.

Anonymous said...

IM IN LOVE WITH YOU JUSTIN!!!!

Justin said...

Anonymous: Bout time. (Audrey?) I'm sure eharmony will be providing further details any day soon. J.

Justin said...

goldennib, I think you will find in subsequent works that I have actually left a few mysteries in place. J.

Anonymous said...

Audrey?!?! Im hurt! Try SPROUT!

Anonymous said...

BTW- - Im watching The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Elizabeth Prata said...

I think those cinder blocks are hilarious. It is quite evident you have completely missed the boat on this one.

Justin said...

elizabeth--There is no accounting for taste, and I'm sorry that mine is so distorted to have missed the boat on that one.
j.

Maleah from Houston said...

Justin, I have bookmarked your blog and read it often but never do I comment, I usually only lurk. Now you have broken my will and I am forced to say, that I, too, love you, Justin. And I have proved it by using many commas. "Anonymous," which is such a common name, used all caps, which is rude and loud and I note her lack of commas. I also see she used too many exclamation points and am surprised she didn't emoticon. We are all certainly crazy, but you are a sane genius. Ah, if only I were Audrey and in your arms as is she...