With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Pictures From the Saturday COI Birthday Party ( I Hope They Don't Have Red Eye, but I Can't Tell. I'm Colorblind.)

My blog's favorite cake--yellow cake! Just like his old man. I mean, I like cake too. Not that I am yellow cake. Because I'm not.

The turn out wasn't as good as I was expecting. Really it was just me, COI, an old COI drawing and anonymous. What is weird is that the poor turn out made me feel like I didn't have many friends when really it just reflects on COI. I love the kid, but he is a bit of a dork.

Honestly, I am a little worried about anonymous. He is a heavy drinker.



Anonymous and the Old COI Drawing both had several shots of beer. It was just more then they could take.

It is wonderful to have such a considerate blog. Little COI gave anonymous some cake for the road. I'm sure glad they are getting along.
But, Anonymous, if you don't return my tupperware, COI is going to cut you like a fish.

13 comments:

foundme said...

Well, happy birthday!

Here's to another year!

Pepper Medley said...

Wow - I sure hope Anonymous didn't drive home after the party.

Driving under the influence of yellow cake is really just asking fate to serve you your teddy nubs on a platter.

Good luck getting your tupperware back!

Laura said...

Wow. From that photo Old COI Drawing looks three sheets to the wind. A more wild night has probably never been blogged about.

Vagina Dentata said...

Is anonymous a heavy drinker or does he just drink heavily?

QuillDancer said...

Justin, I am ashamed of you, serving alcohol at a one year-old's party! No wonder only a drunken Teddy Bear showed up!

Comrade Kevin said...

I would have loved to have made it to COI's party Justin, but Anonymous has a restraining order out against me because of that 'lack of apposable thumbs' comment I made a couple weeks ago.

bitingblondewit said...

Justin, I think the phrase is gut you like a fish. If anonymous drank heavily at the party, it's very likely that he won't remember where the Tupperware came from. Good luck with that though, and happy (belated) birthday!

Anonymous said...

Me thinks that you decorated the cake youself....
Happy belated birthday consept of irony!

Maleah from Houston said...

aaawwww, the first birthday is always about the proud parents... uh, parent, anyway.

goldennib said...

You show your love by calling COI a dork? I think you need parenting lessons.

Jessica said...

It was my birthday on the 18th too. Where is my share of the cake?:(

Anonymous said...

Are you serious, Justin?!?! BBW told me and I was in shock.

PS: I LOVE YOU!!! :oP

-Sprout

Bud said...

|\\\\> Here's a screw, cause everyone deserves one on their birthday.