Sorry to everyone who expressed their feeling that posts were getting too long. I can't help it when I'm not funny, but I can help it when I go on and on. For those who stopped reading--
Cliff Notes Version of Last Week's COI
My Mugs=Expensive, Controversial (but worth it)
Noam Chomsky and I disagree
Phrase "Stephen Colbert" brings in hits.
Kafka=Funny EarsMaybe, the source of his art.
People Complain. Justin Listens.
Tomorrow's post: Short. Don't want to lose you.
Please condense comments. (Example: Rather than leave a comment that invites more comments simply summarize the potential exchange. )
14 comments:
The Following is an excerpt of an actual conversation:
-Curtis says to Justin, "wow, I actually made it through an entire post without falling asleep."
- Justin replies,” I hate you, you funny smelling man, die."
- Curtis replies, "does this mean you are going to close your curtain and ignore me now?"
- Justin replies," I can't hear you, I am behind a blue curtain and it is sound proof, as well as fire resistant, although it does act as an allergen trap that will eventually kill me. "
- Curtis retorts- "what a wuss"
-Justin grins and replies " I hate you, you always interrupt me when I’m studying, you make fun of everything I do and own, when I’m around you I want to vomit, and no, you may NOT eat my bread darn it! And by the way, I DRANK ONE OF YOUR BEERS! So eat me."
- Curtis peeks into the curtain- " you complete me"
*Please note that this conversation isn't entirely truthful. While every word was in fact said by each person above, each statement was not necessarily said in the same conversation, in response to a statement, or in anyway referring to any previous or following statements.
Now might be one of those teachable moments, that I think are so valuable in life: I just want to publically congratulate Curtis on his Engagement--TO A GIRL.
i missed the long post:-(
Justin,
You should blog from inside a sphere.
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omg i feel sick, at first i thought it was the fact that i ate a massive dinner in China Town where the food was kinda cold but i was too hungry to notice, and then i thought it might be due to the fact that i stabbed myself when a glass broke while doing dishes at my shit job then i thought that it might actually be your vietnam post, then i thought maybe it was because i thought me stomach was trying to tell me i was hungry again, so i chain-smoked (being unable to afford more real food), but that made me sicker and so i ate some actual food at home, but i confirmed it wasn't hunger, so i disinfected and bandaged my wound, but i'm still sick, finally i read your blog today, and then i threw up, no offence or anything but i sense no other logical conclusion than that i'm allergic to cutsey-pies not to worry though, like all things bad for me i can't seem to quit them
wip: That's the spirit. JDK
jean:
some things just can't be said with words can they?
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J.
anonymous: Is it that you need to borrow a few bucks?
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Hey I dont know how I found your blog but I did I was looking for my friend Benny Bunny but you are not he as far as I know. So anyway you inspired me to write me own blog and depending on your tolerance of extreme boredom you can read it under Me, My Elf and Eye posted by googley eyes...enjoy or not your choice.
Hamlet quote also is part of Elvis song that it has the same name that your qoute.
I love your pseudo intellectual post, nobody does funny posts like you , that's why this is my favorite blog.
Very worthwhile piece of writing, thank you for the post.
Well, I do not actually imagine it may work.
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