With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Manservants Say the Darndest Things

Haven’t you noticed how your Help says the funniest little things? Sometimes they mean to be funny, sometimes they just don’t know what they are saying. Either way it is hilarious. I've collected some of my favorites.

On Raising Cattle
"One by-product of raising cattle is calves."

On Style
"I wrote an email using your style but it still got a laugh."

On the Popularity of my Blog
“Its amazing how much people like you, if they have never met you.”

On the Claim that my Blog is Popular
"No. No, it isn't."

On Monday's Episode of 24
"I felt the attack on the motorcade was a bit unlikely."

On My Attributing Things to Him, that He Never Said
"Oh that's fine. If Justin does it, he must have a good reason. And that's enough for me."

That's all I got. I could have sworn he said more Darndest things. If he hasn't, it may go to show that my house rules about not speaking unless spoken to & never, ever looking me in my eyes are less conducive to a relaxed environment than I thought.


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Sharon J said...

Somebody said the popularity thing to me too. Up theirs, I say.

~Sharon J