Running

I am hesitant to even bring my exercise routine up, because a lot of critics of conceptofirony have suggested that I rely too heavily on sex appeal to sell my linguistic wares.

Well, so be it.

The fact is this blog is about my life, and if in my life I took up running again, than that's what I have to talk about.

First, let me say that there is extensive research that shows running to improve the quality and length of life.

Second, let me say that my knees ache, my calves are sore, and I think I suffered a minor stroke in the second mile.

Which got me to thinking: what am I running from? From a short life span? A low quality of life? These things don't scare me.

I will run no longer.