Penguin Contest

I am holding a contest. The contest is to see who can make the funniest remark about penguins. The only rule is that you include your real name, at the time of posting your remark. So for example, a very witty remark that is submitted under 'Anonymous' could not win. Not even if you are a tricky lawyer, can you find a way out of this condition. You couldn't get out of this condition, even if you are an escape artist. The winner will recieve 1,000,000 dollars & a free trip to "Australia." Contest expires 03/27/2006.