With Continual Reference to Justin Kahn.

Monday, January 01, 1990

Penguin Contest

I am holding a contest. The contest is to see who can make the funniest remark about penguins. The only rule is that you include your real name, at the time of posting your remark. So for example, a very witty remark that is submitted under 'Anonymous' could not win. Not even if you are a tricky lawyer, can you find a way out of this condition. You couldn't get out of this condition, even if you are an escape artist. The winner will recieve 1,000,000 dollars & a free trip to "Australia." Contest expires 03/27/2006.

4 comments:

marissa said...

what is the difference between a penguin & justin's manservant? the penguin wears a nicer tuxedo.

The Un-named said...

does a penguin where slippers to bed? No, he slip pretty good without them

twodogsblogging said...

Hand me the pen, Gwinn.

Anonymous said...

wow...16 years ago you were still holding contests? I want to marry a penguin because they help take care of the babies, according to March of the Penguins. And they support their wives eating lots of food. :) too bad I missed the date for the contest by a couple months...

your blog is entertaining. the comments...so/so. haha.

-Corinna